An electrical engineer, mechanical engineer, and software engineer are on their way to a trade show when their car stalls and they are forced to pull over to the side of the road. The mechanical engineer says, “It’s probably a mechanical problem. I'll get my tool box out of the trun...
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons; Civil Engineers build targets. Chemical Engineers are engineers that build targets that explode really well.
Engineers and the human body Posted onFebruary 19, 2013byJokesLab Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, “It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.” Another said, “No, it was an electrical engineer....
The Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers post below can addChemical Engineersas engineers that build targets that explode really well. The Physicist A physicist was sitting in his room alone and realized that he felt depressed. So he went to a psychologist to see if the psychologist could hel...
There are three engineers in a car going for a drive. The first is a mechanical engineer, the second an electronics engineer and the third is a software engineer. Fortunately, the mechanical engineer is driving because the brakes fail as they are going downhill. The mechanical engineer eventual...
Jokes about events in businesses, to businessmen and in offices and places of employment.Sort By New The Engineers and the Busted Car One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. All of a sudden, ...
It's like having a mechanical monkey with a shotgun: it will do what you programmed it to do, but it may not be what you really desired. 计算机的问题在于它们只会做你告诉它们做的事,而不是你想要它们做的事。这就像是拥有一只拿着猎枪的机械猴子:它会按照你的程序行事,但这可能不是你真正想要...
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As for the quantum mechanical relatives that you treat in a special way, well when they visit you never how long for! Remember though, you can choose your family, but you can't choose your friends. #353 yuzameh Gemini Posts:3,195 ...
Q: Why do developers use mechanical keyboards? A: To strongly type their code. A new database query walks into a bar. The server says "Sorry, cache only." What's the best tool for automatically ignoring long email threads about tech buzzwords?