The conductor knocks on the door of the lavatory and says “Ticket, please.” At which point the engineers slide the one ticket through a ventilation slot and the conductor punches it. The mathematicians think this looks like a good trick and decide to try it on the train ride back home....
By Anne Marie Helmenstine, Ph.D. Engineers: Wife or Mistress? Anarchitect, artist, and engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with their wives or mistresses. The architect said, "I like spending time with my wife building a firm foundation of a marriage." The artist ...
Lund SpoiledTwo electrical engineers met, fell in love and were married. They loved and encouraged their children, and always gave them the most expensive of gifts. One day, when their oldest was approaching his 10th birthday his mother asked "What would you like for your birthday?" He ...
Jokes about events in businesses, to businessmen and in offices and places of employment.Sort By New The Engineers and the Busted Car One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. All of a sudden, ...
Engineers and the human body Posted onFebruary 19, 2013byJokesLab Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, “It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.” Another said, “No, it was an electrical engineer....
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There are four engineers driving home from a car donation warehouse: a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer. The car breaks down. "Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car...
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The Engineers and the Busted Car One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. All of a sudden, the car broke down. The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke." The Chemical Engineer said...