your daddy so gay, I called him a homo and he started chasing me with a pink dildo yo daddys head is so bald when he puts on a turtle neck sweater he look like a broken condom. Yo daddy so ugly when he was little, Jerry Sandusky wouldn't mentor him. yo daddy so gay that when ...
broken your foot?" One day, the man promised to the woman: even if you become a big fat woman, I will embrace you every day; you become an old woman, I will continue to embrace you. After a few years, women get fat, old, want men to hold. The man said angrily, "do yo...
The 7ft bird with Wayne inside got the biggest cheer of the afternoon as he was wheeled off to the hospital for an x-ray on his broken wing – sorry sprained leg. Later Wayne said in an interview, “I set off towards the fans and the bike went over. I put my leg down to stop ...
“There isn’t a tree on this road for 30 miles - that was your air freshener swinging back and forth.” cop drunk joke police joke woman air freshener tree Dislike Like A Blond Calls 911 A blond dials 911 to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she ...
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Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," declared the man with pride. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy." bar car joke police joke drunk driving driver Dislike Like The ...
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I’ve decided to marry a pencil I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B Ever hear the joke about the broken pencil? Well, never mind- it’s pointless. Where do vampires get their pencils? Pencilvania! why did the pencil stink?
How do you fix a broken tomato? Stick it with a little ketchup! Why can’t dinosaurs clap when they read funny kid jokes? –Because they have been dead for 65 million years! Jokes that are funny but also surprising Two muffins were in an oven. One turned to the other and said, “...
What has one head, one foot and four legs? A Bed. What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus. How do you shoot a killer bee? With a bee-bee gun. Why did Roger go out with a prune? Because he couldn’t find a date! Did you hear the joke about the broken su...