Funny Football Jokes & Quotes The following footaball jokes are represented as quotes. Footballers’ Quotes As Reported in the British Press Here are some of best the one-liner football jokes and quotes from the British press. ‘I couldn’t settle in Italy – it was like living in a for...
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I think I have the swine flu. I have the sudden urge to eat bacon I think I have swine flu: I’ve broken out in rashers Apparently, my mate’s got Swine Flu, I think he’s just telling porkies, though Will there be a mass outbreak of Human/Avian Swine flu? When pigs fly… For...
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707 Amazing Parents Quotes 2025 for COPY-and-PASTE [for free!]. Famous quotes, Inspiring and Funny + Great Parenting Tips.
Anastasia Steel.You can’t have sex after someone’scut a tattoo from your body. You can’t have sex with freshly broken ribs. You can’t have sex right after childbirth, no matter how glorious the dick. I don’t care who’s responsible. That is somebad damn writing. Your happily ...
Quotes about lost love to get you trough 70.Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it’s better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together. 71.I was never one to patiently pick up broken fragments and glue them together again and tell myself that the mended ...
45 - Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances...More ›› 46 - Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic...More ›› 47 - If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyer's....
Here are the best dad jokes guaranteed to get a big laugh in 2025. Yes, they are corny, bad and terrible, but that's why they're the best dad jokes.
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste. Why did the orange stop halfway across the road? It ran out of juice. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? It lost its filling. Why did the whale blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom. ...