A widower, on his retirement, purchased a house situated near a high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace, then the new school year began. One afternoon early into the first semester, three young boys came down the street, beating merrily on every bin they pass...
An old Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, looks around him and suddenly freezes when he sees a Chinese man. He gets up and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Chinese man cries, holding his nose. "What was that fo..
He asked me what I did all day, and when I told him he said, I can still hear his voice, half joking, half sympathetic, that's no kind of life for someone like you, it's time for a change, he said I should turn over a new leaf, devote more time to the joys of life. I ...
Kilobyte is not a metric unit, yes it borrows the "kilo" word as a prefix but in the context of base 2 systems it has always meant 1024. Microsoft (so ~90% of all PCs in the world) and JEDEC still define a kilobyte as 1024 bytes and I had never even heard of a kibibyte until ...
Mindy Kaling —“the woman who famously outed Kamala Harris as Indian in an Instagram cooking video,” as she put it — kicked off the second half of the night as tonight’s DNC host. After an opening full of jokes — she called herself a “incredibly famous Gen Z actress”...
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I poured some milk into my coffee and could feel by the weight of the carton that there was maybe a third of a half-gallon there. Definitely time to buy milk. “I guess if I’m in the store I should always buy milk,” my husband said. I did not stop to dance or throw my ...
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. 16. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. ...
And why would parents exaggerate these cues in non-literal contexts if it meant young children would generalize non-literal information, in particular jokes? The results of these studies suggest an alternative interpretation for the use of communicative cues. Instead, parents may use these cues when...