An old Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, looks around him and suddenly freezes when he sees a Chinese man. He gets up and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Chinese man cries, holding his nose. "What was that fo..
42 Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Jokes! 101 Jokes and One Liners for Kids! Jokes>ComebackJokes Jokes where the punchline is a witty comeback. Sort ByNew A Fresh Cup of Coffee A young man dressed walks tall through the doors of the local coffee shop one Sunday morning. He sits lazil...
Are those the thingsthat make you laugh? Try to understand, Comrades, I said, I don't even remember writing it, I must have dashed it off, it was just a few sentences, a joke, I didn't give it a second thought. If I'd meant anything bad by it, I wouldn't have sent it to...
Well, according to my other half, making popcorn is less complicated than making proper tea (at least, as I understand him) but there are, regardless, right and wrong ways to go about it. And under no circumstance does a microwave fall under the right category. First you have to pull o...
She added, “And more than anything, you know this is true, that decency and respect are on the ballot in 2024 — and just plain common sense.” Lead Art: People react as Oprah Winfrey speaks during the third night of the Democratic National Convention at the United Center in...
Those "children" are engineering students, dude. Have been using computers for a decade. Quote She asked each student where they’d saved their project. Could they be on the desktop? Perhaps in the shared drive? But over and over, she was met with confusion. “What are you talking about...
I has Lymes. No really, I do. I’m not even kidding. I believe in humor. After a decade of living with Lyme, I find it all to be so absurd and so crazy, that the best way for me to deal with it anymore is to make fun of it, at myself, the people I encou
When over half of its Restraints are released, it shows its true power as a Divine Construct meant to save the world, capable of defeating beings capable of destroying the Earth. Class Skills[] Magic Resistance: The ability to completely nullify and shrug off oncoming magical attacks. Due ...
For real though I would say around half the things you talk about is true and the other half is personal bias and skill issue. Mixing reality with your personal bias is a good strategy to impose your opinion but I really don't think it mattered in the end. Don't mistake what is esse...
Here you must bring your arsenal of what-are-these-things-doing-in-Florr.io petals and they will shred everything all at once. But if you leave any of the three places, (Ohio, Centralia and Oscario), you will lost all your powers and go back to just having 4-and-a-half common ...