there are three women getting ready to shave the chest of some guy. Joey and Chandler are wondering why that guy is letting them shave his chest, and Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast at the foosball table.]
Ross:Well, when you're subletting an apartment from your wife's cousin and then you get a divorce, sometimes the cousin suddenly wants his apartment back. Chandler:How can he do that? Didn't you sign a lease? Ross:Who needs a lease whenit's family! Joey:Hey, you can stay with us!
OPENING CREDITS [Scene: Monica and Chandlers apartment.] Chandler: Hey. Monica: Hey. Chandler: Why are you wearing my apron? Monica: Im making cookies for Erica. And oh, by the way, we have to leave for the airport soon, her plane comes in about an hour. Chandler: Oh, hey, when ...
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(Rachel excitedly jumps up and heads for the door.) Phoebe: Whoa! Why do you get to answer the door? Rachel: Well why shouldn’t I?! Phoebe: Because it’s my apartment! Rachel: Well, then I get to give him the cell phone. ...
(Walks away and Chandler glares at Phoebe.) Phoebe: Don’t worry, we’ll find you someone else. [Scene: Joey’s Apartment, there’s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross.] Joey: Hey. Ross: Hey. Joey: Look, I understand if you came by to hit me, I deserve it. ...
and they end up spending the night together. Ross tells Chandler and Monica he has a surprise for their wedding which turns out to be him playing the bagpipes which is terrible. Rachel and Phoebe have their eye on a guy at the coffee house and when he leaves ... 我得到一个机会,重新...
Joey: There’s a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.) Chandler: You left a shoe here?! Joey: Well, I didn’t realize until I got home. I wasn’t gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Y’know what?
Chandler: Y‟know that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?! He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "You‟re half Scottish right?" Monica: Nooo!! Chandler: Yes!! [Cut to Ross‟s apartment, he his playing the Bagpipes, badly. He‟...
[Joey and Chandler enter] JOEY: Hey. CHANDLER: Hey. ROSS: Aww, is it broken? JOEY: No, I gotta wear this thing for a couple weeks. (points to the sling he is wearing) RACHEL: Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?