Leisurely: This app helps you find food and drink activities around the city. I reached out to the founder to see if I could help out in any way. We had coffee for an hour and discussed the company direction. After an hour, he realized that he had my information confused with someone ...
Personally, I can tell you the female chicken problems are insidious. Remember I said I had to pay $14 for eggs, but then I mentioned I have chickens. Shouldn’t my girls be pooping out free eggs? They should. But my lazy hens laid a total of four eggs from Election Day to Inaugura...
So, to time myself at hand-washinginstead of singing the insipid happy birthday song, I have been soaping my paws while warbling two rounds of my childhood summer camp favorite:Scab Sandwich. If you don’t know the tune, you could improvise your own; in case you haven’t heard the ly...
22. Ferrets proceed to protest being hidden behind a sheet in their condo by pooping copiously and odiferously, nearly gassing all of us to death. Unsurprisingly, the interlopers are suddenly eager to be on their way.23. I realize I am suddenly starving. My lunch has now been congealing ...
However, if you somehow missed the toilet with your pooping, return to my first top potty tip and–say it with me–clean that shit up. Dispose of things, fucking properly Some hoverers have an even more unpleasant habit than merely peeing on the seat: they’ll cover the seat in toilet...
I can’t remember the name of it. I couldn’t track it down, but there’s a minicomic where you’re — I don’t know if it has your name on it, but I had always heard that it’s you and maybe three other people — doing comics that are really disgusting, about pooping. ...
Did the Pope see it when the bird shit on your friend: I think that The Pope is everywhere and anywhere so a little part of me would like to believe that he did see the drive-by pooping, even though I know that priceless memory is only between me, Annie-Smack-That-Fannie, and that...