Leisurely: This app helps you find food and drink activities around the city. I reached out to the founder to see if I could help out in any way. We had coffee for an hour and discussed the company direction. After an hour, he realized that he had my information confused with someone ...
So, to time myself at hand-washinginstead of singing the insipid happy birthday song, I have been soaping my paws while warbling two rounds of my childhood summer camp favorite:Scab Sandwich. If you don’t know the tune, you could improvise your own; in case you haven’t heard the ly...
I think that The Pope is everywhere and anywhere so a little part of me would like to believe that he did see the drive-by pooping, even though I know that priceless memory is only between me, Annie-Smack-That-Fannie, and that pigeon’s anus. Just for fun, let’s get that phrase ...
and the rest of the players have to supply the missing words with cards bearing phrases like “pooping back and forth forever” and “not giving a shit about the Third World.” The founders promise that the game is “as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.” ...
I can’t remember the name of it. I couldn’t track it down, but there’s a minicomic where you’re — I don’t know if it has your name on it, but I had always heard that it’s you and maybe three other people — doing comics that are really disgusting, about pooping. ...
However, if you somehow missed the toilet with your pooping, return to my first top potty tip and–say it with me–clean that shit up. Dispose of things, fucking properly Some hoverers have an even more unpleasant habit than merely peeing on the seat: they’ll cover the seat in toilet...
22. Ferrets proceed to protest being hidden behind a sheet in their condo by pooping copiously and odiferously, nearly gassing all of us to death. Unsurprisingly, the interlopers are suddenly eager to be on their way.23. I realize I am suddenly starving. My lunch has now been congealing ...