We then move over to the chairs outside & he decides to bend me over my car bonnet & fuck me against it, which somehow makes me squirt – the squirt stains the cement & is there for a long time before it washes or wears away! When I’m being bitten by mosquitoes, I decide to g...
Since pumping was not optional, I did so in a bathroom stall. Using a pump requires assembling multiple pieces, which is tricky in a small space with no counter. I brought a manual pump to the conference because it’s smaller and lighter than my electric one. The downside is it’s pain...
I brought your world economies, your health care systems, and your stock markets to a standstill. I defeated your fake power structures; I exposed your false social narratives. My crown trumps – with a lower-case t – your missiles any day. And I’ll be back. Even if you find a ...
eventually though the reputation will crash and the bubble will be reset to the true mean of the value of the asset, the sad part here is that can take years, if not decades, which is why we get bubbles And here's one more meme image: Even if the numbers in the image aren't fac...
Well of course people flocked to the food and I had basically one serving of the sandwich but people devoured my wings and I didn't get to have a single one. Which is totally fine that's why I brought them but maybe an hour later I was starving. I kept eyeing the sandwich and I'...
My family are over, they’ve been there for about 2 hours at this point & I go into the bathroom to wash my hands, when I see a fucking bright yellow condom in the decorative plant on the vanity. Daizy had gone out to his car in the morning & brought one back in saying I’d ...
s studying there right now brought me to Harajuku and Shibuya though. When we reached 109 he told me, “This is the place they made the blogger you sent me.” HAHAHA (Yea I forced him to read your blog. GUYS. :alien guy meme:) AND WHILE I WAS AT DISNEYSA I SAW A FULL BLOOMED...
Eventually I took it out, thought it just had to be done by now and uh, yeah, it wasn’t, technically that should be present tense, it isn’t done, still. Hours later. It is currently spread out over the back of two chairs, turning my living room into one big messy fort, so th...
We are happy the restaurant provided baby chairs for Asher and Kelly without prompting. The restaurant interior is decorated with many children’s drawings and the staff get along well with kids. They were happy to help with reheating baby food we brought for Asher and getting us hot water fo...
and on more than one occasion we thoroughly disowned him when he brought live and shrieking baby moorhens home in front of horrified children. But other than these teeny tiny flaws, he was just the best. Always up for a snuggle, especially if you didn’t want one. Brilliant at diverting...