I finally realized my parents favored my twin brother when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party. Celebrating you is a piece of cake. I wanted to write some chemistry puns in your birthday card, but I wasn’t sure if I’d get a reaction. Today is your bir...
I'll never forget my 24th birthday when my tooth got punched out. And for a second I was like, it would be really hilarious if I sold it on eBay. But I can't, that's just too creepy. I don't think I can go there. — Evan Rachel Wood 0 Sarcastic Hilarious Quotes Sorry, I...
Feel like writing a sentimental birthday card for a friend? Hallmark is there. Looking for a nice way to congratulate your cousin on graduating from college? Hallmark is there. It's like they're stalking you or something... Twitter/@realmarcleger Apparently, Hallmark isn't stalking Todd, ...
When the stars align and the photography skills fail, fear not, for Marla's friends have arrived with their cardboard salvation. Armed with creativity, a black marker, and faces that could rival Picasso's abstract masterpieces, they proudly hold a sign that asks, "Who's excite...
57. Get a library card, already. 58. Find your Life Theme — and your Final-Breath Battle Cry. 59. Craft a pristine & precise personal introduction, once & for all. Test it out on a gathering of toddlers. If they're confused about what you do, most grown-ups will be, too. 60....
But those hotels are not plentiful in Dubrovnik and located well outside these old city walls. There are a bazillion options for those needing to get their feet in the sparkling warm water. The ‘guesthouse’ I chose, called Prijeko Palace, is close to an old city entrance with only ...
To make up for his miserable summer. —reader submitted by Kaci Y. 181. Why did the woman become an archeologist? Because her career was in ruins. 182.Knock knock! Who's there? Manatee. Manatee who? Manatee would be better than a sweater today, it's hot!
To make up for his miserable summer. —reader submitted by Kaci Y. 181. Why did the woman become an archeologist? Because her career was in ruins. 182.Knock knock! Who's there? Manatee. Manatee who? Manatee would be better than a sweater today, it's hot!
being named after the genocidal German dictator, but the United States isn’t one of them. Here, where we’re known for lax naming laws, a New Jersey family created controversy in 2008 when they ordered a birthday cake with their 3-year-old son’s name on it: “Adolf Hitler Campbell....
being named after the genocidal German dictator, but the United States isn’t one of them. Here, where we’re known for lax naming laws, a New Jersey family created controversy in 2008 when they ordered a birthday cake with their 3-year-old son’s name on it: “Adolf Hitler Campbell....