I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I need an upgrade." Norman Wisdom "As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two." Andre Gide "At times is it seems that I am living my life backward, ...
What I did with this card to make it personal is I taped my name by one of the women and taped the name of the recipient on the other woman! By drb Woodsboro, MD 70's child March 23, 2020 yes, the 70's children, senior citizens now, love the undertone of this card ...
When the 60-something you know is a gym rat -- or exercise averse -- the playing field is ripe for humor. Enclose a funny card with those gift-wrapped new sneakers. Try punchlines like: "Here's to you -- young at heart, slightly older in other places," or, "Forget jogging around...
The woman can change her mind at any time The man must never change his mind without the proper consent of the woman The man must read the mind of the woman at all times At all times, what is important is what the woman meant, not what she said. Funny Story About a Little Old Lad...
"As you get older your memory deteriorates, so I bought you this helpful memory note pad" Funny 40th Birthday Gag Gifts - Anti-Aging Pills Put some jelly beans in a pill-jar and add these instructions. Instructions:"Under normal circumstances, take one tablet per day. In emergencies like ...
Don’t waste a ton of money on toys. Most people will give you a ton of stuff that again will sit in a closet. The things they play with most? Empty water bottles and cardboard boxes. Save your money for when they are a little older and start to take an interest in something. ...
Funny Birthday Quotes Perfect For a Birthday Card 61. “Don’t regret another birthday, the good news is that you are alive and can celebrate it.”— Catherine Pulsifer 62. “One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you’ve become harmless.”— Liz Smit...
Need something innocent and sweet to celebrate a birthday? These adorable puns work great for filling in a card or sharing a birthday message on Instagram. They make for a fantastic caption, especially for teenagers! You know you’re getting older when the candles don’t fit on the cake. ...
Even though you won’t care for her as she is so much older than me, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that’s now one of my dreams too....
"But Holly can't be the mother of those children. They're older than she is. Bigger." "Now, son," he said in a reasoning voice, "I didn't claim they was her natural-born churren. Their own precious mother, precious woman, Jesus rest her soul, she passed away July 4th, ...