Let’s boil it down so everyone can follow. This quotes means that you have to live your life as it happens and not plan it in advance. In other famous words Carpe Diem (seize the moment). Live your life one day at a time, live it great and do not miss any opportunities or you...
Then the policeman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, ‘How are you feeling?’ I just thought under the circumstances, it was a wise choice of words to say: ‘I’ve never felt better in my life.’ 6) A Double Lesson A carload of hunters, on holid...
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So I sent them to Valhalla. - Aki: You're letting me wet, honey! - Tomoo: *humpf* (Tomoo was quite jealous of her words) - Misogi: Don't do this. This is disgusting. I only love my lover Eckidina. - Aki: Muu... Tks! That unfortunate... (The little fight between ...
Though he struggles to give words to the experience, the musical moment has been a scene, if not of transformation, then of learning and unlearning for Winfried, as he begins to better understand the conditions of his daughter’s life and to reassess the norms by which he had judged its ...
Nicky: I’m a man of few words. Mike: I’m married, too. The five essential words for a good marriage: ‘I apologize’ and ‘You are right.’ A wedding ring may not be as tight as a tourniquet, but it does an equally good job of stopping circulation. If your wife wants to lea...
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HewasdeepinthoughtwhenIbegantotalklikeatouristguide.“TheGreatWallisoneofthewondersintheworld.Weareveryproudofit.”SoonIwasinterruptedagainbyhiswords:“Youdon'tsay!”Icouldn'thelpasking,“Whydoyouaskmenottotalkaboutit?”Hearingthis,theEnglishmanlaughedtotears.Hebegantoexplain,“‘Youdon'tsay’actually...
In addition to writing about things you know about, you can also write about things in your imagination. You could write about a town where everyone does everything backwards, eating dessert before dinner and lunch before breakfast, and waking up before they go to sleep. You could write about...