(Voyage took a few steps backwards in defeat and humiliation)Episode 12 - Pigs of War(A very dark one played with the two pilots of Eckidina's plan that were in charge of transporting the LN-666 Project to Japan. They are stopped by one of the guards when they were about to be exec...
121 - Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish though...More ›› 122 - What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl? What's an ice girl like you doing...More ›› ...
I also in general like the words; farley, catchitory (It's a chicken dish. Not sure how to spell it though), Hulla-ba-looza, puffer fish, the weekend, banana, spiffy, obligato (its a type of string for stringed instruments) & Nebakaneza (I don't know how to spell it, but i...
Got to glow now !... More ›› 120 - How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter... More ›› 121 - What kind of bees hum and drop things ? A fumble bee !... More ›› 122 - Why do bees hum ? Because they've forgotten the words !... More ›...
Crittenden:It’s not a punchline. It’s just conservative buzzwords. Evian, the first bottled water, is naive spelled backwards — Elon Musk (@elonmusk)January 3, 2019 Advertisement Glaser:I first heard this Evian joke/observation at recess in 1997, so he did not write that. ...
“What are you trying to get at?” he questioned. “The point is that you and I are one and the same. We both give everything for this God blessed country, even if it’s the hardest shit to do. Join me in saving this country before the weak do permanent damage.” ...
We arrived in Madrid almost an hour late and we had about 30 minutes to reach our connecting flight. The word ‘run’ became very commonplace with my wife and I by the end of this journey. So did the words ‘Get out of the way’, and ‘Fuck’. ...
Daughter: I will never learn to spell. Mother: Why? Daughter: The teacher keeps changing the words. Spelling Joke 7 I gotta ”A” in spelling, Tony told his father. “You dope!” he replied. “There isn’t any A in spelling !” ...
This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why. Let’s start with sweet. Our sweet tooth is basically an evolved sugar detector, because sugar is high energy, and it’s just been wired up to the preferer, to put it very crudely, and that’s why we like sugar. Honey is ...
33.“I must go forward where I have never been instead of backwards where I have.”– Winnie the Pooh 34.“It never hurts to keep looking for sunshine.”– Winnie the Pooh 35.“How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.”— Winnie the Pooh ...