Luckily his Father was in the front row especially to prompt him.He gestured and formed the words silently with her lips, but it did not help. Dermot’s memory was completely blank. Finally, he leaned forward and whispered the cue, ‘I am the light of the world.’...
Words are funny things. Not only because they sometimes look strange (queue, we’re talking about you) orhave unusual origins, but also because they just plain old make us laugh and giggle. What’s afartlek? Or ashivoo? Chances are, even if you’ve never heard these terms, they might ...
Scroll down and check out the list of people who were given theworst namesever by parents who apparently didn’t like them very much. And if you met someone with a very funny name or have one yourself (oh no!), add it to the comments! Funny Kahoot Names Passports or identity cards a...
Be sure to use a toothpaste that's the same color as your toilet seat for maximum camouflage. Since most people don't pay attention to the seat before they sit, your roommate is sure to get a tush-ful of toothpaste. Classic. 281 votes Is this funny? 13 Two Words: Fake Bugs Photo:...
7. Play with Words Be playful with language and create unique, hilarious greetings like, “Talk-o-Bell, would you like a word combo today?” 8. Rhyme Time Creating a rhyming greeting can also tickle a funny bone. Something like, “Hear that chime? It’s talkin’ time” can lighten the...
It's a great chance to tell some funny stories about the odd things people give you. What's the craziest thing you've ever received from someone, and would you give the same thing to someone else? 29. What's the worst thing you can say on a first date? Like the wedding question ...
I met a giant once. I didn't know what to say so I used big words. Why don't pirates know the alphabet? Because they keep getting lost at C. How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut. Why did the thief hire a maid to plan his vacation? He wanted a clean getaway...
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’”—Steven Wright “You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That is your common sense leaving your body.”—Unknown ...
“55. I would like to think I would die a heroic death, but it’s more likely I’ll trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.” “56. My doctor told me to start killing people. Well, not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. Same...
As ever a picture is worth a thousand words. Further research on the differences between male and female brains still has a long way to go. Wrestling meaning from the similarities and differences between male and female brains is a challenge in the decades ahead, but a challenge that those ...