45. “Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.”– Franklin P. Jones 46. “You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”–Woody Allen 47. “Life is like...
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Use big words! 33. What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat. 34. What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow! 35. What do you call a ghost’s true love? His ghoul-friend. 36. What building in New York has the most stories?
47. What is a computer's favorite snack?Computer chips!!—reader Rebecca K. 48. Why don’t elephants chew gum?They do, just not in public. 49. What was the first animal in space?The cow that jumped over the moon 50. What did the banana say to the dog?Nothing. Bananas can’...
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First, a picture of the Female brain with its mysterious characteristics. Male Brain Below we have a picture of the male brain, observing that we now see how new areas have developed, while some parts have atrophied. As ever a picture is worth a thousand words. ...
Make several records as you practice delivering a speech. In each of practices, use different intonations and consider several alternative word choices. Upon reviewing your records, choose the most appropriate intonations and words. Make sure you are speaking clearly and understandably. Otherwise, ...
Isn’t it funny that they tried to start a “misinformation” czar and got ratioed to hell and back and had to walk it back? Isn’t it funny that they keep screaming the economy is great and not even crazy people believe them, and they can’t figure out why?
There’s no better way to get a laugh than with a clever play on words, and pun t-shirts are the ultimate weapon in any jokester’s wardrobe. I’m kind of a big dill. Let’s taco ‘bout it. You’re one in a melon. Don’t go bacon my heart. ...
Roommate:“Thought it would be healthier than throwing a controller at the TV.” Me:“You know what? That’s fair.” Roommate:“It actually feels really nice. I dunno why, but there’s just something relaxing about it. I’m gonna start taking that as advice from now on instead of rea...