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About a buck an ear. 31. Where would you find an elephant? The same place you lost her! 32. How do you talk to a giant? Use big words! 33. What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat. 34. What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
So for those who are under the impression that you can “learn” to have comedy talent, here’s the deal with the whole“my friends think I’m funny”justification for becoming a comedian (which is a great indication if you are self-aware enough to KNOW that you actually do): 1. ANYO...
Now, let’s continue our marriage jokes with shorts: Nicky: I’m a man of few words. Mike: I’m married, too. The five essential words for a good marriage: ‘I apologize’ and ‘You are right.’ A wedding ring may not be as tight as a tourniquet, but it does an equally good ...
It’s kinda funny that Gra teased me about using chinese proverbs frequently. Like those 4 words 成语 or 7 words 谚语 etc. LOL. Because most of the time, I merely listened intently…thinking silently…and will sometimes summarized with 成语 or 谚语, as a comment. They simply popped into ...
Roommate:“Thought it would be healthier than throwing a controller at the TV.” Me:“You know what? That’s fair.” Roommate:“It actually feels really nice. I dunno why, but there’s just something relaxing about it. I’m gonna start taking that as advice from now on instead of rea...
Make several records as you practice delivering a speech. In each of practices, use different intonations and consider several alternative word choices. Upon reviewing your records, choose the most appropriate intonations and words. Make sure you are speaking clearly and understandably. Otherwise, ...
Have We Had a Class Together? I Could've Sworn We Had Chemistry I Thought Happiness Started with an H. Why Does Mine Start with U? 1. I'm Not Staring at Your Abs. I'm Staring at Your Heart This line will accomplish two things. It'll let him know that you've seen how fit he...
With that in mind, here’s a list of funny short stories to use in your classroom when you want to bring a bit of humor to your lesson. Plus, fill out the form on this page to receive your own copy of a selection of the funny short stories below!