Good Comebacks 1. You’re the reason God created the middle finger. iStock 2. Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them. 3. You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room. 4. I may love to shop but I will never buy your bull. 5...
If you lend someone money and you never see that person again, it was probably worth it. A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that you can get from your wife for free. I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn'...
One Friday, I did my usual visit. I was greeted by an employee who asked if she could help me find anything. I told her, “No, thanks,” did my go-to-the-back-of-the-store routine, found what I wanted, paid for it, and left. The following Friday, I did the same thing. This...
A woman who looked to be pretty young, maybe in her early thirties, approached our registers. She had a large box full to the brim with different products in varying states of use. She plopped the box down right at my till. Customer:“I need to make a return. Everything is on differ...
College & University, Germany, Jerk, Karma/Comeuppance, Perfect Comebacks, Schoolmates, Teachers | Learning | December 1, 2024 When I was in vocational school, I was one of the few students in my class who actually had a degree of higher education already (I decided to switch career path...
Miller, who led USC to NCAA titles in 1983 and ‘84, also led the U.S. women to an Olympic gold medal in 1984. She tried Olympic comebacks in 1988 and ‘92, but her knees failed her. “It was so disappointing,” she said. “I always could play hurt, but in ’88 and ’92 it...
“Four hundred dollars! Why so much?!” the lady asked. Thedoctorreplied: “Because you had a lab report and a cat scan.” Found thiscat scan jokefunny? Then please share it 12. Funny Cat Joke About A Cop And The Eurasian Lynx ...
a taste of advanced AI assistants in the first Iron Man movie. Jarvis never fails to impress as he takes care of all the boring stuff while Tony Stark lives it up. Still, clearly, Siri is sick of being compared to the Hollywood ideal, as evidenced by her increasingly snarky comebacks. ...
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Heaven and Earth® has launched#CalmComebacks–an interactive Facebook app– armed with practical comebacks and instant responses to help you deal with all the questions that will be asked. And trust me, you will definitely have to answer them smartly, so your relatives won’t dare to bully...