28. You see that door? I want you on the other side of it. 29. You’re like the end pieces of a loaf of bread. Everyone touches you, but nobody wants you. 30. If you’re going to act like a turd, go lay on the yard. Funny Comebacks 31. You are more disappointing than ...
These funny burns are awesome. I’m sure you’ll like these clean good burns because I did my best to bring you only the best.I couldn’t warm to you if you were on fire. You’ve got a face that could turn fresh milk sour. You’d need twice the brains to qualify as a half-...
Comeback: That's okay because N and O are already next to each other. Perhaps it should stop at T because I can't stand U. - pass Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you. Comeback: Your teeth look crooked. Let me straighten them for you. - Lilah Are you Google? Because...
How do I come up with funny things in a heated moment? Can mean comebacks ever be a good idea? 3. Honesty's the Best Policy "I could say nice things about you, but I would rather tell the truth." You've been taught since childhood that you should always be honest, and this ...
Most of the people spend their time on Facebook sharing things about their life, fun and information. You might might have seen many funny and humorous
Happiness means different things to different people. When someone asks if you’re happy, how do you respond? Read on for funny, thoughtful answers to the loaded question, “Are you feeling happy?” We all want to be happy, right? Butwhat does “happy” really mean?And how do you answe...
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It suggests that he didn't have a legitimate reason to leave, so he just resorted to the lines he's heard a thousand times before on the big screen. Here are a few cliche breakup lines, and comebacks you should use to respond to them: Table of contents: You’re Not the Person I ...
Here are some funny answers to such irritating pickup lines:Pickup Line: "Have we met before?" Answer: "May be, I am he receptionist at the VD Clinic." Pickup Line: "I can tell that you want me." Answer: "To leave. Yes." Pickup Line: "I think we have seen each other at ...
if you had told us after watching the first movie that he'd become our favorite Avenger we never would have believed it. (Yet, here we are.) We've collected Thor's most epic, unexpected, and flat out hilarious comebacks that might just convince you he's been the Loki best all along...