Even so, my spirits heightened whenever I felt in my pocket the key to this apartment; with all its gloom, it still was a place of my own, the first, and my books were there, and jars of pencils to sharpen, everything I needed, so I felt, to become the writer I wanted to be....
A few days later Marvin received a letter from his father. It said, ‘Your prayers were answered. Your letter never came!’Men and Women JokesThese days men are downtrodden. Their familiar stamping ground is being eroded. At last, men are fighting back in the battle of the genders. Here...
There’s not enough room to swing a cat in my small apartment, so I don’t cook very often. My fridge is usually half empty and I’m often too tired to eat much anyway. I often end up saving part of my...
45. “Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.”– Franklin P. Jones 46. “You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”–Woody Allen 47. “Life is like...
The Gen Z flare is noticeable when it is time to sign off an email. Instead of the typical “yours truly” and “best regards,” Gen Z has their own way of saying tootles at the end of an email. Take a look at these twenty email sign offs that even you can use if you’re want...
Funny Ways to Roast Tall People What do a tall wizard and a tall elf have in common? They both needed a short hobbit to save their butts. Have you ever noticed that there is a garment called shorts? Because I can’t recall ever seeing a piece of clothing called talls. Why were short...
I am running out of ways to call these movies perfect, but you would be hard-pressed to find a more perfect movie than Coming to America. It's so iconic that Beyoncé dressed up as a character from it for Halloween. Do I need to say more? WATCH NOW 60. Wet Hot American Summer Thi...
3. On landing, the stewardess said, ‘Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you’re going to leave anything, please make sure it’s something we’d like to have. 4. ‘There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane’ ...
Don’t remarry or otherwise try to rebuild your prior lifestyle. Engage the new life and do as much as possible in new ways and different ways. If you justmustremarry, do not imagine the new married life will beanything likeyour prior lifestyle.ENGAGE CHANGEand build an entirely new out...
Summary When established director Arnold Albertson (Owen Wilson) casts his call girl-turned-actress Izzy (Imogen Poots) in a new play to star alongside his wife (Kathryn Hahn) and her ex-lover (Rhys Ifans), a zany love tangle forms with hilarious twists. Izzy’s therapist, Jane (Jennifer ...