Legend has it that there was once a monster named nian who often went to the village to harm people, eat cattle and sheep. So, people want to get rid of it. However, no matter what people do, they cant get rid of the year. In the end, a child accidentally lit the bamboo and ma...
45. “Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.”– Franklin P. Jones 46. “You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.”–Woody Allen 47. “Life is like...
This wasn’t really a common thing yet in schools, and my parents had been having trouble with my elementary school and daycare trying to feed me things I’m allergic to. We moved to a new state, so I went to a new elementary school, and the new allergy circus began. I heard every...
There’s also a double letter in there, but most people seem to hear “double letter” and throw it in the weirdest possible place, e.g., instead of Romannof (example) people go with Romanoff. Don’t get me started on the silent letter in there. (Let’s go with Rohmannof; it’s...
A Funny, Hilarious, and Thought-Provoking Draft Letter to Mr David Cameron, Prime Minister, UKFixing the EconomyDear Mr. Cameron,Please find below our suggestion for fixing the UK’s economy.Instead of giving billions of pounds to banks that will squander the money on lavish parties and ...
A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down.Fortunately finding a farmhouse nearby, the farmer informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it had only two twin beds.They were welcome to it, but one of them had to sleep in the...
“Go!” I screamed. Hubby obliged and I bet, must be feeling apologetic to the stupid man when he had to stop and wait for us(the vehicle) to leave before he can reach the end of the road. “It’s drivers like you who spoil all these people who disregards everyone’s life. You...
Inspired by the classic novel The Scarlet Letter, this witty and highly entertaining coming-of-age tale centers on a high school girl whose little white lie about losing her virginity spirals out of control. As her reputation quickly unravels, she decides to embrace her newfound infamy and use...
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as if everything is. Albert Einstein You can only govern men by serving them. The rule is without exception.Victor Kiam I don’t have a solution, but I certainly admire the problem.Ashleig...
I hope you have a meowy Christmas! I believe in Santa Claws Make your funny Christmas cards today! Start selling 9. Alexa Christmas card Etsy/TeePeeCreationsGifts Many of us, to a lesser or greater extent, are low-key addicted to technology. A message like “Alexa, send {Name} a Christ...