Love Me Dead by Ludo is hilarious. Actually, pretty much every song by Ludo is hilarious lol. One of my favorite bands, period. funny lyrics? Try I am Europe by chilly Gonzalez lol Train--50 Ways to Say Goodbye and Dixie Chicks--Goodbye Earl. Both hilarious songs with great videos. ...
During the Second Gulf War, Ben Ford was returning to active service. As he was saying goodbye to his wife, his four-year-old son, Gerry, was holding on to his father’s leg and pleading with him not to go away. ‘No, Daddy, please don’t go!’ Gerry kept repeating. They were ...
I’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. The early bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Age is merely the number of ye...
6. The one where we say goodbye to equal rights The weird thing about this funny Google Translate fail is that the blunder happens before it even gets a chance to translate the submitted sentence into the desired language, Spanish. The tool just decided it no longer wanted to live in a ...
One day, I returned to a second patient without saying goodbye to the first. As my first patient was leaving, she gave a friendly wave. Acknowledging her, I said loudly, ‘Byyy…’ My other patient obedientlychomped down and bit my fingers. From ‘All In a Day’s Work’ by Stiew ...
Tree Etiquette 101: A Humorous Guide to Saying Goodbye Even in the face of removal, trees in San Diego adhere to a strict code of etiquette. “It’s not a ‘goodbye’; it’s a ‘see you later, in a different form, perhaps as a bench or a page in a history book,'” the wise ...
“Good Morning! At the beginning of a new stressful day.” “Good Morning! Saying goodbye to your best friend can be difficult … but I’m sure you’ll go back to bed in no time!” “For some people it’s Monday, for me it’s the first step towards the weekend.” Good Morning!
Being an introvert is perfectly normal. There are things you prefer that other people don’t, and that’s totally fine. Truth be told, having this trait is sometimes one of the best ways to find real happiness, because it allows you to focus on yourself and the things that you love. ...
When her feet reached the top of the sofa, Jim had lifted off, too, then Clare and Stephen, until all eight of us were butting the ceiling. Without the Prosecco, we could have been scared. Lucy, down a bottle and a half, managed to bounce to the hall, float up to the landing ...
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