As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. – Leonardo Da Vinci It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterward. – Baltasar Gracian People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do vi...
60. “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”—Phyllis Diller Funny inspirational quotes to motivate you 61. “Be like a postage stamp. Stick to a thing till you get there.”— Josh Billings 62. “If you try to fail, an...
The funny thing about this store was that we couldn’t tell people we were closed unless they asked, i.e., we couldn’t make announcements to tell people to get their s*** and leave. We would just clean around them and then straighten up anything they had touched. For people who sta...
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and stayed the night in a hotel. It was far from swanky, but it was clean and secure, and the team would get a good night’s sleep before race day. After getting dinner and making sure everyone knew the plan for the next day, the athletes went to their assigned rooms and I to ...
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You Shouldn't Joke About Things You Don't Want To Come True "Bush's overall approval ratings have hit an all-time low ... If Bush's numbers don't improve, he could become the first president held back and forced to repeat his presidency."Tina Fey 85 votes Should this be higher or...
YES – if you are going to say good morning, prove it. Do you understand what I said with this funny good morning meme? Spread the love first thing with a little morning comedy in the form of a meme. I said GOOD MORNING! Sometimes all caps are required to get the point across. ...
People say that laughter is the best medicine. My Latest Videos Sorry, the video player failed to load.(Error Code: 101102) If you have been through a lot, then you probably know that this is true. You know that there are things you can and can’t control, but a great way to ease...