How Was the Thanksgiving Turkey for You? We had grandma for Thanksgiving dinner. Really? We had turkey. Turkey Gobble The turkey is a funny bird Its head goes bobble-bobble; And all he knows is just one word… And that is GOBBLE-GOBBLE! General Inspirational and Amusing Sayings The Const...
Good Comedian jokes and sayings from Steven WrightThere are at least two famous people called Steve Wright. Alan Turnham has unearthed quotes by the American Comedian, (not the British Radio 2 Presenter) To get the most from these one-liners, you have to imagine Steve’s deadpan delivery. ...
“Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!”— Anne Tyler “No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation...
10.“By searching the sky now, me and other asteroid hunters hope to give us the early warning – ideally decades – that we need. But that strategy of focused searching hasn’t stopped people from thinking about what we might do if an asteroid was on its way toward us.”— Carrie Nug...
thisWestern idea. Yes, you should have a horseshoe cake topper, matching cowgirl hats for the group and shot glasses that say "giddy up," but you can be silly too. Ask around to see if anyone wants to dress as mustached sheriffs, feisty gunslingers, tough bounty hunters or wild outlaws....
There are more turkeys in Missouri than in Texas. As a Welshman, when I read that the state of Missouri allows hunters to bag two birds in October, I had no idea what was going on in these Missouri woods, so I did a little research. ...