33.“Keep talking aboutmovingtoxic wastes, but never let it cross your mind to quit producing them. Keep Judging yourselves in Manson. Don’t look in the mirror. You will serve the Earth as much as she serves you or you will commit suicide.”— Lynette Fromme 34.“I kind of learned ...
Then I read about hunting gear and realized that this was not about cost, or even about eating turkey, it was about good old-fashioned hunting. What impressed me most was a group who hunted turkey with bows and arrows – now that seemed like a fair contest! Spot the Turkey? The Turkey...
Some funny Chinese words and sayings describe everyday situations, and Chinese people love to slip them into their daily conversations. Once you start using them, you’ll notice a massive change in how people interact with you. Throwing them into casual conversation shows that you have tons of ...
Funny Cat Sayings (And a Few Dogs!) I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream.William Shakespeare, Henry IV “All right”, said the Cat, and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of...
Funny Mother’s Day messages with quotes and sayings about moms and motherhood that will make you laugh! Plus funny cardmessages for Mother’s Daytoo! Hilarious Mother’s DayQuotesto Brighten Any Mama’s Day. These 150 Mother’sDay quoteswill bring on the tears, laughs and everything in-be...
Two statisticians go bird hunting. The first one fires at the bird but overshoots by 5 feet. The second one fires and undershoots the bird by 5 feet. They both give each other a high-five and say: “Got it!” Where do math teachers go on vacation? To Times Square. What do you ...
If the commercials are to be believed, Indeed makes finding a new job a simple, pleasant experience, full of chipper HR professionals and same-day responses. But for those of us who have actually been in the trenches ofjob hunting, we know this couldn't be further from the truth. From ...
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Good Comedian jokes and sayings from Steven Wright There are at least two famous people called Steve Wright. Alan Turnham has unearthed quotes by the American Comedian, (not the British Radio 2 Presenter) To get the most from these one-liners, you have to imagine Steve’s deadpan delivery....
Here are a dozen or so useful pieces of advice designed to put you in a reflective mood. These sayings are not strictly jokes but offer a useful change of pace as you flick through Will and Guy’s humor site. I’ve learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. ...