Two new sayings, one from Jennifer: "Gardener wanted – must look good bending over" and Susan sent this one: "Old gardeners never die...they just spade away" Thanks, Briana, for your really cute saying: "Plant Smiles, Grow Giggles, Harvest Love" "It's Spring...we are so excited, ...
Short funny quotes and sayings about work 41. “If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.”– Marie Osmond 42. “I have a simple philosophy: Fill what is empty. Empty what is full. Scratch where it itches.”...
I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. -- Author Unknown I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success? Jerry Seinfeld Part 2. Funny Quotes That ARE… Short Funny Quotes And Humorous Lines Go to table of contents One-liners, short funny quotes, sayings, thoughts, and captions for your bio, social status, self-talk, motto, mantra,...
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I had thought about giving my friend orchids for her birthday, but ended up giving her a bunch of roses. It was a sudden change of plants. The mother rose tried to cheer his son before the match. She said: “I’ll be rooting for you.” My friend sent me a bouquet of roses as ...
Love Quotes and Beautiful Sayings Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note is for the woman I love and the second, is for my best friend. True love is not how you forgive, but how you forget, not what you see but what you feel, not how you listen but how you...
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Inspirational quotes about wealth and life sayings 1.“Literature is an avenue to glory, ever open for those ingenious men who are deprived of honors or wealth.”— Isaac D’Israeli 2.“The only way to gain the kinds of often-generational wealth that the 1% has been able to gain is thro...
Here are a dozen or so useful pieces of advice designed to put you in a reflective mood. These sayings are not strictly jokes but offer a useful change of pace as you flick through Will and Guy’s humor site. I’ve learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. ...