Top 10 Pumpkin Sayings Pumpkin pie, if rightly made, is a thing of beauty and joy – while it lasts … I would rather sit on a pumpkin, and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion – Henry David Thoreau My favorite word is “pumpkin.” You are a pumpkin. Or ...
Here are a dozen or so useful pieces of advice designed to put you in a reflective mood. These sayings are not strictly jokes but offer a useful change of pace as you flick through Will and Guy’s humor site. I’ve learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. As...
plus a vividly coloured hydrangea plant I am trying to keep alive until at least after the holiday. Some of my Easter traditions have gone by the wayside
Poo farm – sewerage treatment plant Poo man – plumber Poo tickets – toilet paper Pork – have sex Porky Pies – telling lies Porno – a pornographic movie Port – a suitcase Postie – post man / woman Pot – a 285 ml glass of beer Power point – an electrical outlet Pozzy, pozzie...
I like funny kitchen sayings. It just makes me happy and when mama’s happy, it’s less likely she’ll burn dinner to a crisp. Oh, I’ll still burn dinner, just not to a crisp. As with all free resources on Clumsy Crafter, these downloads are for personal use only. You may not...