Irish proverbs are full of wisdom, wit, and just the right amount of mischief. These memes take classic Irish sayings and add a hilarious twist that will have you laughing over your pint. A good friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have. The older the fiddle ...
Here are a dozen or so useful pieces of advice designed to put you in a reflective mood. These sayings are not strictly jokes but offer a useful change of pace as you flick through Will and Guy’s humor site. I’ve learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. As...
plus a vividly coloured hydrangea plant I am trying to keep alive until at least after the holiday. Some of my Easter traditions have gone by the wayside
Top 10 Pumpkin Sayings Pumpkin pie, if rightly made, is a thing of beauty and joy – while it lasts … I would rather sit on a pumpkin, and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion – Henry David Thoreau My favorite word is “pumpkin.” You are a pumpkin. Or ...
Poo farm – sewerage treatment plant Poo man – plumber Poo tickets – toilet paper Pork – have sex Porky Pies – telling lies Porno – a pornographic movie Port – a suitcase Postie – post man / woman Pot – a 285 ml glass of beer Power point – an electrical outlet Pozzy, pozzie...
Gardening – just another day at the plant When heaven falls to earth it becomes a garden Between these weeds, flowers grow Your Garden Sign Sayings: Tyler says; I would like to see one with HILLBILLY HEAVEN on it; my dad has a goofy looking half garden that looks like a hillbilly put...
Funny Kitchen Quotes and Sayings Fantastic cooking prefers prepared hands. In the youth memories of every great cook, there’s a large kitchen, a warm range, a simmering pot, and a mom. A balanced diet plan is a cookie in each hand. ...
Funny Halloween Sayings Where there is no imagination there is no horror. –Sir Arthur ConanDoyle 5 Halloween Sayings Tis now the very witching time of night, When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out Contagion to this world. – William Shakespeare ...
Surprisingly, it is a parasitic plant that grows only in Sumatra, Indonesia. The genus Rafflesia was named after Sir Thomas Stamford Raffles, the great explorer. The maximum speed at which raindrops can fall is around 18mph. The precise speed depends on their size. Because of thermal expansion...