Dreading the day she would have to explain all this, she spent the next hour telling him about the birds and the bees and where the babies come from. When she had finished, her son smiled, pulled a school questionnaire from his pocket, pointed to the word “sex”, and asked her: “...
Funny Love Quotes about Relationships Let's face it, relationships aren't all sunshine and rainbows, and these funny love quotes joke about some of the ups and downs of being in a relationship. Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 m...
The birds and the bees. For example:- In the UK many parents dread having to tell their children about the birds and the bees. A euphamism for courtship and intercourse between people.两性关系的基本常识; 基本的性知识; 性启蒙教育 Abirdin the hand is worth two in the bush. For example:...
funny sayings. Most all are perfect as afunny cartoon for kids...ofanyage. That means you, ageless wonder human. Choose from cartoon dogs, cats, chinchillas, hamsters, fishes, hamsters, birds, bunnies, butterflies, giraffes, whales, koala, fairies, lion, nature tree creatures cartoons and ...
“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.” ~Rodney Dangerfield “Do not take life too seriously, you will never get out of it alive.” ~Elbert Hubbard “Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either sellin...
What do the birds sing on Halloween?Twick or tweet. Why do mummies make good employees?They get all wrapped up in their work. Who did the ghost invite to his party?Anyone he could dig up! Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?His ghoul friend. Why did the game warden arrest the ghos...
SUE SYLVESTER: I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help, but picturing birds laying sulfurous eggs in there and I find it disgusting. Glee SUE SYLVESTER: [Picking out the minority glee kids] Santana! Wheels! Gay Kid! Come on move it! Asian! Other Asian! Aretha! Shaft! Gl...
“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.”― Muhammad Ali “It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for...
Birds Bathing Swim at your own risk Trespassers will be composted (sign stuck in a compost bin beside a pair of pants tucked in to old boots) I Tried, It Died What Weeds? If you have time to read this, then you have time to weed ...
Funny Cat Jokes and SayingsWill and Guy’s cat jokes that we researched are from comedians, literature, and films.I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.Our Top Ten Fascinating, Funny Cat JokesThere is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. I got rid of my husband. ...