I’ll be able to get my life back on track now that a bad influence like you is leaving. Goodbye! I’m not wishing that you fail, but just saying that if you do, you can always come back. Goodbye. Goodbye!I’m not trying to be funnybut I hope the airline loses your luggage an...
8. “Goodbye, everyone! I’ll remember you all in therapy.”– Plankton, Spongebob 9. “I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.”– Unknown 10. “You’re not forty, you’re eighteen with twenty-two years experience.”– Unknown Funny Quotes and sayi...
Every goodbye is the birth of a memory. - Dutch Proverb Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles Caleb Colton Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the grandest...
“Good Morning! At the beginning of a new stressful day.” “Good Morning! Saying goodbye to your best friend can be difficult … but I’m sure you’ll go back to bed in no time!” “For some people it’s Monday, for me it’s the first step towards the weekend.” Good Morning!
They say money talks, but all mine ever says is ‘Goodbye’. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember all the things I was supposed to do. Just spilled tea on my bed. It’s a hot mess, literally. If laziness was a job, I’d probably procrastinate that too. ...
Funny Quotes Minions #10. It’s never too late to be what you want to be… Unless you want to be younger, then you’re screwed.” #11. If you don’t like me I’m cool with that, just don’t pretend that you do!” #12. Theysay moneytalks, but mine just waves goodbye.” ...
Funny Yearbook Quotes to Make You Laugh Out Loud 76. “Goodbyeeveryone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.”– Plankton 77. “___ was released from his 4 year sentence.” 78. “I want more Fridays and pancakes.”– Matthew Garrett 79. “You shall...
Quotes about Starting School from Grandma and Grandpa Starting school is a milestone in every child’s life. For such a special event an appropriate saying can not be missing of course. You can write it in the school enrollment card or frame it as a gift. Here we collected ten suitable ...
One day, I returned to a second patient without saying goodbye to the first. As my first patient was leaving, she gave a friendly wave. Acknowledging her, I said loudly, ‘Byyy…’ My other patient obedientlychomped down and bit my fingers. From ‘All In a Day’s Work’ by Stiew ...
35.“How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.”— Winnie the Pooh 36.“Any day spent with you is my favorite day.”– Winnie the Pooh 37.“Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.”– Winnie the Pooh ...