“Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.” Oliver Wendell Holmes “Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young.” Theodore Roosevelt More Quotes About Aging — Inspiring and Wise “but one loses, as one grows older, something of the...
Old age has deformities enough of its own.It should never add to them the deformity of vice.- Eleanor Roosevelt Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life.- Linus Van Pelt in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts cartoon It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.- W. C....
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Old age is fifteen years older than I am. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you. - Tom Lehrer Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. - Mark Twain ...
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Middle age is when you're old enough to know better, but still young enough to keep on doing it. ~Sam Ewing~ Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife. ~Richard Amour~ Funny Quotes for the 50th Birthday and Funny Quotes about Age ...
Funny inspirational quotes that will lift your mood 151. “The reward for good work is more work.”–Francesca Elisia 152. A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.”–Lucille Ball 153. “Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even ...
At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted? Favorite Funny Insightful Crazy Offensive Katt Williams quotes If you ain't got no job and you ain't smokin no weed, I dont know what the fuck you are doing with yo life. Favorite Funny Insightful Crazy Offe...
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