These happy birthday quotes andfunny birthday greetings:make some humorous points about women's vanity and their challenging relationship to age which results in funny efforts of trying to hide how old they really are: The years that a woman subtracts from her age are not lost. They are added...
“There are six myths about old age: 1) that it’s a disease, a disaster. 2) That we are mindless. 3) That we are sexless. 4) That we are useless. 5) That we are powerless. 6) That we are all alike.” Maggie Kuhn “A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams...
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Bob Hope Top 10 Funny Quotes List Fun Quotes #1 Bill Cosby Fun Quotes #2 Yogi Berra Fun Quotes #3 Ashleigh Brilliant Fun Quotes #4 Jeff Marder Fun Quotes #5 Ronald Reagan ...
making a toast or as funny engagement quotes for cards. Some of these quotes are silly, some are sweet, while others are a bit sarcastic. Humor is helpful on so many levels, especially for the newly engaged couple. Here you will find the most hilarious 1) general...
Funny wine quotes about age and wine 32. “Ageis just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.”―Joan Collins 33. “Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.”―Anonymous ...
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”— Lucille Ball “Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.”― Luis Buñuel “It must be around forty, when you’re “over the hill.” I don’t even know what that me...
Old age has deformities enough of its own.It should never add to them the deformity of vice.- Eleanor Roosevelt Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life.- Linus Van Pelt in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts cartoon It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.- W. C....
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. ~ Phyllis Diller Every girl deserves a guy that can make her smile even when she doesn't want to. Funny Love Quotes from Movies ...
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