Each time a person passes by you and you say ‘hello’, imagine that person turning into a candle. The more positivity, love and light you reflect, the more light is mirrored your way. Sharing beautiful hellos is the quickest way to earn spiritual brownie points. You should start seeing h...
This 60th birthday gag gift is to help your 60 year old friend get started in the not-so-delicate art of make-up for oldies. Get a large paint brush or paint roller and package it as a cosmetics applicator. Include some instructions to"use even strokes for maximum coverage". Extra Stren...
Funny inspirational quotes for work and life 1. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”– Lily Tomlin 2. “If at first you don’t succeed, thenskydivingdefinitely isn’t for you.”–Steven Wright 3. “I find television very educational. ...
Instead of spending hours at the mall searching for the right card, create your own card by printing Birthday Clipart and using craft items such as cardstock, markers, foam, glitter glue, beads, ribbon, lace, stencils, stickers and rubber stamps and the right birthday quotes. Or... find a...
Know someone who is having a bad day? Remind him that it should be taken lightly. Find something worth laughing about, like these funny good morning quotes! Funny Good Morning Quotes for Everyone 1. “I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.”—Jarod Kintz ...
60. “Looking fifty is great—if you’re sixty.”— Joan Rivers Funny Birthday Quotes Perfect For a Birthday Card 61. “Don’t regret another birthday, the good news is that you are alive and can celebrate it.”— Catherine Pulsifer ...
Continue reading thesefunny romantic quotesbelow 20 I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough. Russell Brand 21 Gravitation can’t be held responsible for people falling in love.Albert Einstein 22 If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something...
So you’ve found the perfect funny birthday quotes for your card, but the fact remains… you don’t actually have a card. Yet. Check out these DIY card ideas and supplies and you’ll be well on your way to a card that’s just as good as any gift!
Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael Lennon looks around and asks, ‘Oh, me boys, someone’s got to tell Sean’s wife. Who will it be?’ They draw straws. Cavan Colquhoun picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet and ...
Funny Medical Quotes by Hospital Specialists A panel of doctors was asked for their opinions concerning a proposal to build a new wing of their hospital. This was what they said: The Allergists voted to scratch it. The Dermatologists preferred no rash moves. The Psychiatrists thought it was ma...