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send one hundred and fifty lawyers,whose trade it is to question everything,yield nothing, and talk by the hour?- Thomas Jefferson Fix reason firmly in her seat,and call to her tribunal every fact, every opinion.Question with boldness even the existence of a God;because, if there be one...
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Funny Farm: Directed by George Roy Hill. With Chevy Chase, Madolyn Smith Osborne, Kevin O'Morrison, Joseph Maher. A couple swap city life for the country, but their picturesque new hometown turns out to be just a little bit different to what they were ex
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Funny Chemistry Quotes About what do you think when you hear the phrase “quotes by famous chemists”? Let us guess, you think about something nerdy and boring as hell? Well, you need some background knowledge to understand these quotes, but they are still hilarious. So enjoy them, remember...
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Funny Farm: Directed by George Roy Hill. With Chevy Chase, Madolyn Smith Osborne, Kevin O'Morrison, Joseph Maher. A couple swap city life for the country, but their picturesque new hometown turns out to be just a little bit different to what they were ex