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s first working Monday, is also frequently claimed to be the busiest of all for a certain kind of solicitor. It may be a myth, but the theory goes that, after the pressures of Christmas, this is when warring couples are most likely to reach for...
But even if I had completed the medical questionnaire correctly he would have made me get cleared for surgery anyway. It’s a malpractice thing. Lawyers ruin everything, right? I mean, until you need a lawyer to sue someone because they said you have a tiny wiener on Snapchat and though...
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Four Jewish brothers left home for college and eventually, they became successful doctors,and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother, who lived far away in another city. ...
(Musk eventually won the case, with his lawyers arguing the comment was a generic “joke” he had quickly retracted.) Then, in August, Musk tweeted that he was considering taking Tesla private at $420 a share. Though many interpreted that figure as an allusion to weed, the tweet...