swallow your pride if necessary, and say those two little words that every woman needs to hear…”THANK YOU”. You can follow that up with “for everything you do.” and even, “I love you.”
5.A toothless termite walked into a pub and asked: “Is the bar tender here?” 6.Two mice chewing on a film roll. One of them says. “I think the book was better.” 7.What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel. 8.Would you mind if I took a picture of you naked?
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