4. What do you call a balding, toothless midget that does nothing but eat, sleep, and poop all day and night? My son. 5. I explained to Buddy the story of Christmas and how its actually about a baby just like him named Jesus. And even though it’s easy to get “wrapped up” in...
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed! What do you call a computer that sings? A-Dell! What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty! What can't you run through a campground? You can only ran, because it's past tents!
5.A toothless termite walked into a pub and asked: “Is the bar tender here?” 6.Two mice chewing on a film roll. One of them says. “I think the book was better.” 7.What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel. 8.Would you mind if I took a picture of you naked?
4. What do you call a balding, toothless midget that does nothing but eat, sleep, and poop all day and night? My son. 5. I explained to Buddy the story of Christmas and how its actually about a baby just like him named Jesus. And even though it’s easy to get “wrapped up” in...