Hottest funny quotes collection of all time. Easy to read list of the most hilarious phrases ever spoken. Perfect for sharing, blogging and tweeting.
Hottest funny quotes collection of all time. Easy to read list of the most hilarious phrases ever spoken. Perfect for sharing, blogging and tweeting.
phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with ‘the girls’ a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, ‘Just some friends from work, you donít know them.’ I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, ...
While phrases are common, complete sentences are rare. The first palindrome that I saw was: Madam, I’m Adam, then I saw the longer: Madam, in Eden I’m Adam. Since then Will and Guy have put together ten of the best palindromes: Live not on evil Rise to vote, sir! Do geese ...
There are three phrases that sum up Christmas: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries Not Included. You came, you ate, now please just go HO HO HOME. Where my ho ho ho’s at? Asked my wife what she wantedfor Christmasand she told me nothing would make her happier than a...
What was the answer to your question? What’s your secret? When you and I are gone, Where is God? Where’s your homework? Which room? Which three companies are after you? Which word? White hair Whose Son is Better? Who discovered America? Who, me? Why am I tired? Why are you cr...
I had shared some of the IEP humour from this site on a yahoo group. Another lady then shared this game. He takes the most commonly used phrases in a meeting … You are not alone!!Not rated yet I have always laughed about my issues when I was younger, but I am so relieved to kno...
Customer slams phone down amongst a barrage of expletives. UK Version Company: I am so sorry, but our computer systems are down and we can’t access any accounts right now. UK Customer: OK, no problem, I’ll call back later. Thank you!
How about learning some funny Chinese words and phrases that you typically won’t find in books? These funny Chinese sayings are humorous, so when you chat with your Chinese friends, slip them in for a big laugh! Contents show Funny Chinese words related to animals When studying foreign ...
phrases to use when arriving for work ("Welcome back, fellow travelers") and then when leaving at the end of the day ("Tonight, I will sleep the sleep of the just"). And if I ever take up a new career as a lumberjack or U.N. translator, I’ll be covered with such gems as "...