Probably already posted, its a bit "old", I've seen it lots of times and I still find it funny. http://www.collegehumor.com/video/53...n00b-boyfriend Reply With Quote 2011-05-17, 12:44 AM #385 Fiddlesnarf Herald of the Titans Join Date Jun 2008 Posts 2,960 Originally Posted...
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. -- George Burns By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. -- Robert Frost Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influe...
I could hardly stand to have the old man around.But when I got to be 21, I was astonishedat how much the old man had learned in seven years.- Mark TwainCustoms do not concern themselveswith right or wrong or reason.But they have to be obeyed;one reasons all around them until he ...
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence. - Ogden Nash Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days. - Benjamin Franklin Half a truth is often a great lie. - Benjamin Franklin Old age is fifteen years older than I am. ...
All diseases run into one - old age.- Ralph Waldo Emerson Why not go out on a limb?Isn't that where the fruit is?- Mark Twain We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks-if we agree with him.- Mark Twain Okay, here's your first lesson: how to take a FALL!- ...
Then from the back of the room an old man’s voice is heard asking, “So what did you do with the money?” Funny Saying Of The Day Jokes Of The Day, #3 Traffic Stop - Helpful Wife A cop stops a car going way too fast. He comes to the window and sees a man and woman in ...
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274. “I was brought up by my mother and my two sisters, although they’re older than me and fled the nest very young, so I was technically raised as an only child, but I was very much loved.”― Gary Oldman 275. “I’m the oldest and I’ve got two sisters.”― Lisa Snowdon...
I'm a 32 year old man and it brought me to tears. This dude scored infinite points!! Just watch! Please watch the whole thing. Just amazing.. i dunno what else to say.. Reply With Quote 2012-06-27, 06:31 AM #1273 Shinz Stood in the Fire Join Date Nov 2010 Posts 446 ...
Old Gentleman or Newborn Baby? Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement home were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said, ‘Earl, I’m 81 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?’ ...