We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks-if we agree with him.- Mark Twain Okay, here's your first lesson: how to take a FALL!- the movie Karate Kid An old friend will help you move.A good friend will help you move a dead body.- Jim Hayes When we remember we...
Fortunately for us, we canhave some funreading these funny sayings! When you read through "funny things to say" some things will just stay with you forever and you'll find many situations in life where a simple line will turn a boring conversation around or simply save the day for someone...
SayingsShort QuotesTop 100 424Likes On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.Anonymous Short QuotesTop 100Work Quotes 220Likes So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.Anonymous ...
Please enjoy these Funny T-Shirt Sayings and Funny T-Shirt Quotes from my large collection of funny sayings and funny quotes. Life is too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it.Anonymous SayingsTop 100 70Likes Displayed 1-7 of 100 top quotes. Top 100 Funny Quotes » Latest Funny Quotes A man's home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.Anon...
Then from the back of the room an old man’s voice is heard asking, “So what did you do with the money?” Funny Saying Of The Day Jokes Of The Day, #3 Traffic Stop - Helpful Wife A cop stops a car going way too fast. He comes to the window and sees a man and woman in ...
274. “I was brought up by my mother and my two sisters, although they’re older than me and fled the nest very young, so I was technically raised as an only child, but I was very much loved.”― Gary Oldman 275. “I’m the oldest and I’ve got two sisters.”― Lisa Snowdon...
Looking for some humor on Wednesday? Here, we’ve rounded up 85 funny Wednesday quotes, sayings, texts, (with images and pictures) to help you get through Hump Day. Have fun! We can pump your mid-week enthusiasm or if you are feeling low by these crazy quotes to give you a pinch of...
“A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn’t mean she can’t have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.”– Cher “A real girl isn’t perfect and a perfect girl isn’t real.”– Harry Styles ...
funny用来指令人发笑的人。指的是一种滑稽可笑的“有趣”，侧重点是让人觉得好玩或发笑。形容词，是用来描述一个人的性格的，例句：They both think that he is a funny man。She felt a bit funny。她觉得有点不舒服。The little girl diverted the people at the party with her funny sayings。在晚会上...