"They never told me not to tell anyone. In so many words. And it is funny. Maybe you could put it in a story with different names and whatnot. Listen, Fred," she said, reaching for another apple, "you've got to cross your heart and kiss your elbow -- " Perhaps contortionists c...
We collected a list of cute and funny nicknames to call your BFFs, bros, and best buds. Our friends encourage us, stick by our side through thick and thin, and are inevitably at the heart of every great idea (or those terrible ideas that initially sound great). When you're in the mo...
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his tender "hopeful" in the wonders of astronomy—"Men have learned the distances of the stars," observed the father; "and, with their spectroscopes, found out what they are made of." "Yes," responded the boy admiringly; "and isn't it strange, pa, how they found out their names ...
On that note… are we done? 32 Teams. Yep, we’re done. Be sure to comment below on what you think the team’s names would be! Or what your silly significant other that doesn’t like sports would call them. Go Team… Win the Match! Whatever your favorite football show is, I hope...
If we're gonna bring place names into the mix, gotta give a shout out to Knockemstiff, OH! And there's always Embarrass, TX which just seems self-explanatory. Sarah / September 26, 2005 4:13 PM gubernatorial! there are many funny words that refer to groups of birds: A deceit of ...
Betty if you go to the bathroom, you must come back to the table, be a grown-upJames junior eat what’s on your plate you’re not getting something else sonten three-quarter-pound burgers with plain-bun no-mayo oodles-of-ketchup no phones at the table, no screaming, don’t call da...
"Ha, me and this witch lady had SOOO many resemblances. We both are girls, had red hair, and our names had such a resemblance except my name have three "A"s, so... I can't imagine I will one day dig a grave where she ain't be buried inside at all." (But if the Horseman...
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