school, compared with those with ‘unsuccessful’ names. Will and Guy say that while such psychology probably is true, it needs to be put into context. For example, in Wales (home of Dylan Thomas), Dylan would be a normal name. But if Dylan moved to England they may call him Dull’...
‘That’s a real coincidence, ‘observed the Frenchman, ‘My daughter was born on Valentine’s Day, so we decided to call her Valentine.’ ‘That’s incredible, ‘drawled the Irishman, ‘The same thing happened with my son Pancake.’ Donation – Irish Story Father O’Malley answers the ...
"Ha, me and this witch lady had SOOO many resemblances. We both are girls, had red hair, and our names had such a resemblance except my name have three "A"s, so... I can't imagine I will one day dig a grave where she ain't be buried inside at all." (But if the Horseman...
Break Dancing Gorilla Just a steel town gorilla on a Daturday night looking for the time of his life!
1 - Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen... More ›› 2 - A lone tourist who is passing through the suburbs on the way to town by car, unfortunately exper... More ›› 3 - Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the...
“It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my sailors by their last names only; Smith, Jones, Baker, Jackson, whatever. And you are to refer to me as ‘Master Chief.’" He gave him a threatening glare honed by years of experience. "Do I make ...
Dad:“What’s your name sonny-boy? You’re going to regret taking that tone with me.” I immediately radio a coworker to call the police. Mom:“Call your manager too! We’re getting you fired!” Me:“I’m actually the head lifeguard at this time, not just for this beach but the...
Meaning:Mnemonic. A system of rhymes, rules, phrases, diagrams, acronyms and other devices which help you to learn and remember information. For example, most English-speakers know of the man named: Roy G Biv. The letters of his names spelling out the order of colours of the rainbow. ...
Like my brother Fred. We used to sleep four in a bed, and he was the only one that ever let me hug him on a cold night. By the way, do you mind if I call you Fred?" She'd come completely into the room now, and she paused there, staring at me. I'd never seen her ...
I tried to work things out with her, but a minute later she was dialing 911 over the d*** cookie! I had to hide in the back to collect myself because I was about to cry; I hate conflict. I was able to call my manager and get a refund for the lady, but she was still going...