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Her first memoir was shortlisted for the William Saroyan International Prize for Writing. Her full-length poetry collection was a finalist for the Colorado Prize for Poetry. Her poem “This New Manhattan” was a finalist for the Ruth Stone Poetry Prize. Posted in Prose poemTagged art, comedy, ...
Hell yes and in the past I’ve treated her very well. Several times in one night as a matter of fact. A night we didn’t exchange real names or numbers, it was Vegas, for fuck’s sake. Maybe I’m a tiny bit salty that I find that the co-owner of my winery, Mikey, hired Ki...
These are times you can identify with because you have small children or grandchildren. Perhaps you teach preschool or elementary school. Maybe you have a little brother or sister in first grade, or you remember first grade yourself. Funny First Grade is written for anyone who loves children an...
"They never told me not to tell anyone. In so many words. And it is funny. Maybe you could put it in a story with different names and whatnot. Listen, Fred," she said, reaching for another apple, "you've got to cross your heart and kiss your elbow -- " Perhaps contortionists ...
Read on for some iconic Cardi B quotes for extra motivation to kick a** and take names. Below is our collection of inspirational,funny, and powerful Cardi B quotes and sayings, collected from a variety of sources. Also, check out our collection ofsavage quotesto ignite your inner boss. ...
The aliens exposed their names, but I am to frightened to write them. It was terribly painful and scary. It was "crazy as a run over dog!" Although this was many years ago, I still have nightmares, and they HAUNT ME!!! If you know anyone who can help me, please contact me!!!
- Corbin: Uh, actually, she is the "sister of the wife of the third brother of the second uncle of my eldest grand-uncle". Her name is Katarina Coteau. She is kind of like my grand-niece, after all. - Abbie: What a mouthful. Perhaps, however, you really have this kind of rela...
Ever since, I’ve been telling everyone about this story (leaving out names and personal details of course for Patient Confidentiality).Who knew that the odds of one dying from choking on food is around 1 in 2,659. That’s scary!
Porky's stuttering was criticized. One of the first names suggested for our duck was "Dizzy," after the famous baseball player, Dizzy Dean. But Leon said, "No, you can't call him Dizzy—it sounds as if he's going to faint." And then we thought of Dizzy Dean's brother, who also...