“My husband thinks I’m crazy. But I’m not the one who married me.” “My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.”-Henny Youngman “Wife: I have changed my mind…Husband: Does the new one work???” “Marriage is a workshop, where the husband works and the wife shops...
husband and spots a pair of boots she loves. The husband says, ‘”No chance love, they’re way too expensive,” Later on in bed, the wife is just falling asleep when the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip and then on to her thigh. She turns to him and says,...
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. VIEW MORE FUNNY SAYINGS FROM OUR READERS BELOW! THE WALL (Picture at the top) ...
“Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.-Unknown” “No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.-Unknown” “If you love something set it free, but don...
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, “Myp*nis,” and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, “Error. Not long enough.” Arriving home from school, a boy asked his mother: “What is sex?” Dread...
19. Your love is sweeter than chocolate, more intoxicating than wine, and feels warmer than a fireplace in winter. In short, your love is magical. I love you. funny valentine quotesfor wife and husband 20. They say love is blind, but to me, it is not, your love actually opened my ...
Oh my goodness, these are so hilarious!! The dad one made me laugh out loud because it reminds me of my husband! Especially the “you should ask my wife about that” part, haha Well done! Reply Tricia CroomMay 12 at 1:18 am
A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended. (Evan Esar) My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. (Henny Youngman) A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. (Milton Berle) To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a...
“My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.”— Halley Reed, “Crimes and Misdemeanors” “When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.”― Erma Bombeck ...
[阅读理解] My husband hasn’t stopped laughing about a funny thing that happened to me. It’s funny now but it wasn’t at the time.Last Friday, after doing all the family shopping in town, I wanted a rest before catching the train, so I bought a newspaper and some chocolate and wen...