“When husband does something crazy > wife gets angry > husband apologizes. When wife does something crazy > husband gets angry > wife gets angrier > husband apologizes.” FUNNY WIFE QUOTESWITH IMAGES Funny Crazy Wife Quotes Funny Husband Wife Jokes Funny Husband Wife Marriage Quotes Funny Husband...
Marriage Quotes About Commitment “Don’t ever stop dating your wife and don’t ever stop flirting with your husband.”—Unknown “Marriage stands the test of times when both you and your spouse work towards making things better. And we are tested the most when we face adversities. If you...
“It is sometimes essential for a husband and a wife to quarrel—they get to know each other better.”– Johann Wolfgang von Goethe “A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”– Michel de Montaigne “Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t...
Husband : ( in a fun mood) U had lunch? Wife: I’m asking u. Husband: I’m asking u. Wife: R u copying me? Husband: R u copying me? Wife: let’s go shopping. Husband: I had lunch. Wife: Look at that drunk guy Husband: Who is Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I ...
“Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.-Unknown” “No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.-Unknown” ...
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Michel de Montaigne Add to Favorite List Why did God make man before he made woman? Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it. - Anonymous Add to Favorite List The best way to remember your wife's birthda...
When it comes to partnerships, nothing beats the way a husband and wife work together. There are a lot of funny quotes out there that show what it’s like to be married, from playful talk to friendly teasing. They can help us find humor in the quirks and everyday problems of living ...
One good Husband is worth two good Wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they're valued. - Benjamin Franklin I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Anonymous I was married by a judge. ...
HUMOROUS RETIREMENT QUOTES Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous When I was sixty-five - I still had pimples. George Burns Retirement life: seen it all, done it all - Can't remember most of it! Unknown A retired husband is often a wife's full time job. ...
What's the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday. ~ Cindy Garner Forever is a long time, make sure you spend it with someone who makes you laugh! An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more ...