The best George Carlin quotes for a good laugh 11. “Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.”–George Carlin 12. “Conservatives say if you don’t give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for th...
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STEVEN COLBERT FUNNY QUOTES 57. “To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush…I feel like I’m dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You now what, I’m a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough…Somebody shoot me in the face.” -Roasting Bush at the 2006 White House...
119. “I’m in shape. Round is a shape.”– George Carlin 120. “Haters are justconfusedadmirers because they can’t figure out the reason why everyone loves you.”– Jeffree Star Funny inspirational quotes that will make you laugh and think ...
— George Carlin “If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.” — Albert Einstein “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”— Charles Lamb “I believe in ...
“I’m in shape. Round is a shape.”~George Carlin “People are prisoners of their phone… that’s why it’s called a “cellphone.” ~Invajy Funniest Quotes “At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they ...
-- George Carlin To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. -- Helen Rowland To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good...
We are having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we are having a swan. You get more stuffing. – George Carlin This Thanksgiving 2023 we wanted to send out cards to all the people we are thankful for having in our lives. You are one of those...
- George Carlin A true friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself. - Anonymous Whoever is happy will make others happy, too. - Anne Frank As we light a path for others, we naturally light our own way. ...