The best George Carlin quotes for a good laugh 11. “Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.”–George Carlin 12. “Conservatives say if you don’t give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for th...
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“If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.”—George Carlin “Hard worknever killed anybody, but why take a chance?”—Edgar Bergen “Lazyis such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.”—Unknown “Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they...
George Carlin Like Button Notice (view) We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink. ―Epicurus Epicurus Like Button Notice (view) Related Topics Inspirational Thanksgiving Quotes Halloween Quotes Family Love Quotes 67 Thank You Quotes to Expr...
–George Carlin “My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” –Unknown “If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.'” ...
GEORGE CARLIN FUNNY QUOTES 38. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. 39. A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff. 40. Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in...
119. “I’m in shape. Round is a shape.”– George Carlin 120. “Haters are justconfusedadmirers because they can’t figure out the reason why everyone loves you.”– Jeffree Star Funny inspirational quotes that will make you laugh and think ...
~ George Carlin Two souls and one thought, two hearts and one pulse. ~ Halen Immature love says: “I love you because I need you.” Mature love says: “I need you because I love you.” ~ Erich Fromm Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one....
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