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The best George Carlin quotes for a good laugh 11. “Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.”–George Carlin 12. “Conservatives say if you don’t give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. As for th...
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The 25+ Best George Carlin MoviesSee all 1Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 47 Votes 2George Carlin: Carlin on Campus 26 Votes 3It's Bad for Ya 17 Votes 12 GeorgeNotFound 46 GeorgeNotFound, whose real name is George Davidson, was born on November 1, 1996, in London, England. Rising...
George Carlin. Actor: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. George Denis Patrick Carlin was born and raised in Manhattan, New York City, to Mary (Bearey), a secretary, and Patrick John Carlin, an advertising manager for The Sun; they had met while working in
George Carlin: Doin' It Again: Directed by Rocco Urbisci. With George Carlin, Rocco Urbisci. George Carlin brings his comedy back to New Jersey and this time talks about Offensive Language, Euphemisms, They're Only Words, Dogs, Things you never hear, see
George and Mildred: Directed by Peter Frazer-Jones. With Yootha Joyce, Brian Murphy, Stratford Johns, Norman Eshley. Mildred decides that she and George will celebrate their anniversary at a posh London hotel - whatever the cost. However, a shady busines
When people ask Kelly Carlin what she thinks her father, George Carlin, would say if he were around for this election, she quotes him: “When you’re bored, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re bored in America, you get a front-row seat.” ...
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