“I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette.”— Rodney Dangerfield “Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.”— Demetri Martin “When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my ...
101 Funny Employee Awards 101 completely different funny award certificates for Appreciation, Excellence, Leadership, Recognition, Teamwork, Achievement, and Employee of the Month. View Product 101 Funny Award Certificates A little bit of everything. The emphasis on friends, family and teammates, make...
According to the U.S. Department of Labor, the Fair Labor Standards Act (FLSA) does not require organizations to pay employees for time they don’t work. “These benefits are generally a matter of agreement between an employer and an employee (or the employee’s representative),” the U.S...
the “Third Key”. For those who don’t know, a Third Key is literally that: a third person with keys. I had the ability to open and close the store and act as the manager on duty (MOD), but if [Manager] or [Assistant Manager] was there, then I was just a regular employee. ...
A boss asked one of his employees, ‘Do you believe in life after death?’ ‘Yes, sir,’ replied the new employee. ‘I thought you would,’ said the boss. ‘Yesterday after you left to go to your brother’s funeral, he stopped by to see you.’ ...
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They tried to settle, but [Ex-Employee] refused. The company didn’t survive his airing of the dirty laundry in labor court. Not that I minded — that way, I actually DID get a severance package. You’re Gonna Learn Today, Son
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $14.27. The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your bu...
This video captures a day in the life of a fictional Aunt Flo. First, the well-meaning Flo pops by the home of a couple who'd been waiting for her arrival for more than a month ("When was she supposed to get here?" "Six days ago!"), then she awkwardly gets saddled into a ...
he will be a loyal employee.He is intolerant of heavy handed oppositionto drug use at work,but he maintains thatthe shrooms were not his.I hope you will give him the job,as he owes me that five grandI lent him to bribe the coppers,and I want it back.He is not an arsonist.Clive ...