To educate physicians, pharmaceutical reps offer a subscription to Medical Babbel. After a few thousand repetitions, doctors can wow their patients by rattling off even the most challenging drug name without cracking a grin. Follow me for other Huhs?, Hows, and Whys. ...
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to the hotel that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to get his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, “I forgot my teeth.” The man said, “No problem.” With ...
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These are statements medical staff wrote about their patients. They were collected from those clipboards that you see at the end of the patient’s bed. Fortunately, the doctors and nurses were in too much of a hurry to check what they were writing: The patient has three teenage children, ...
Did you hear about the king that went to the dentist? He needed to get a crown. What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back. ...
Four Jewish brothers left home for college and eventually, they became successful doctors,and lawyers and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother, who lived far away in another city. ...
Someone has stolen my Microsoft Office, and they are going to pay for it… you have my Word. 11. The best patients Three doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, “I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.” ...
Doctors, Crushes and Apps of Choice — September 19th, 2012 can’t get enough of ’em Suddenly apps are popping up to help patients understand medical conditions.Medikidzcomics help kids understand illnesses and how to fight them.JiffPadis a new iPad app that helps patients interpret what they...
Lucy is 23 and works for Theodora Children's Trust. She is one of many clown (小丑) doctors who bring a smile to the faces of sick children. Here's Lucy's introduction to her work. I'm a Theodora clown doctor. I called myself Dr. Looloo. I spend two ...
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp. Five Rules For Men To Follow For A Happy Life: It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh. It...