The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August. Ronnie Shakes After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, ‘Maybe life isn’t for everyone’. – Larry Brown. More Funny Doctor’s Cartoons Beware...
Funny Halloween Jokes & Cartoons Will and Guy have started a collection of amusing Halloween jokes on images. Halloween Turkey’s Revenge at Thanksgiving Let’s start with Halloween jokes related to Thanksgiving. Black Sheet! This one is indeed one fo the best Halloween jokes. Witch Parking –...
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For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day, the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed t...
“The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir” — Thomas Fuller Share </> Quote Image “The way to be immortal (I mean not to die at all) is to have me for your heir. I recommend you to put me in your will and you will see that (as long as I live...
From the moment he arrived there, he kept on pestering his doctor to tell him when he would be able to go home. He dreaded having to spend Christmas in hospital. Though the doctor did his best, the patient’s recovery was slow. On Christmas Day, the man still had his right leg in ...
I’ve phoned the doctor and he’s going to stop by here and take a look at you. Why don’t you just go to bed and get the rest you need? I’ll bring you something to eat when you’re hungry.’ 3rd year –‘Maybe you better go lie down, darling. When you feel lousy you ...
The doctor rolls his eyes looks up at the ceiling, and says to Jenkin, “It’s your turn. What is five times five?”“Wednesday,” replies Jenkin man. The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man, “Okay Martin it’s your turn. What’s five times five?”“Twenty-five...
Funny, Clean French Jokes and Cartoons Mick was saying his prayers as his father passed by his bedroom door. ‘God bless Mummy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Rennes the capital of France.’‘Mick,’ said his father, ‘why do you want Rennes to be the capital of France?‘Because...