‘I’ve thought of that,’ said The Scotsman, ‘I’ve just put a mark on the side of the boat.’ ‘You idiot,’ said the Irishman, ‘how do you know we will get this boat the next time?’ Truly International Jokes You can take a New Yorker out of the Bronx, but you cannot ...
It is implied that Funny's mother remarried and that Captain Valentine became his stepfather, as Funny takes on "Valentine" as his surname. A young Valentine acquires the Heart Now a young man, Valentine joined the army. At some point, he was captured by the enemy and brutally tortured,...
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Have a Captain Cook –have a look Have a go you mug – you’re not trying Have a lash at it – to have a try at something Heaps – a lot of something Hen fruits – eggs Hen’s night – the bachelorette party Herb – marijuana Hicks – people who live in the country Hicksville ...
Why didn’t the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because the captain stood on the deck. Dog Joke 140 Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down? One good turn deserves another. Dog Joke 141 Why does a d dog scratch himself? He is the only one that knows where it itc...