Later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again. He responds that he has faith in god and god will give him a miracle. With the water at about chest high, another boat comes to rescue him, but he turns down the offer again cau...
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock-tor. Did you hear about the ghost that joined a soccer team? It wanted to be a ghoulie. Why did the potato leave the bar? All eyes were on him. What do you get when you cross a guitar, drums and a car tire? A rubber band. ...
But, if words do not come naturally to you, then refer back to this article for some of the best and most funny wedding messages. The following wedding day quotes and funny wedding card messages are simple yet funny, and your friend will adore them for years to come. So, let’s have ...
Air-Head Quotes “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” – Mariah Carey ———- “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve...
More True Love Quotes Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow; don’t walk behind me, I may not lead; walk beside me, and just be my friend. Albert Camus You may only be someone in the world, but to someone else, you may be the world. This day I will marry my friend...
Funny Doctor Quotes More Clean Doctor Jokes – Keep Drinking the Water Brenda makes an appointment to see her doctor because she is worried about her husband’s bad temper. Doctor Thomas asks: “What’s the problem?” Brenda says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my husban...
Amusing Thanksgiving Quotes When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it and so on for the following Thanksgiving. But by the time Thanksgiving came around, we sort of thought of the turkey as a pet, so we ate the do...
Thought Provoking Cat Quotes by Carl Van Vechten A cat is never vulgar. An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five-year-old. As an inspiration to the author, I do not think the cat can be over-estimated. He suggests so much grace, power, beauty, motion, and mysticism. ...
More True Love Quotes Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow; don’t walk behind me, I may not lead; walk beside me, and just be my friend. Albert Camus You may only be someone in the world, but to someone else, you may be the world. This day I will marry my friend...
Air-Head Quotes “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” – Mariah Carey ———- “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve...