Later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again. He responds that he has faith in god and god will give him a miracle. With the water at about chest high, another boat comes to rescue him, but he turns down the offer again cau...
Looking back approaching 400 years one can see why those first Pilgrims had a lot to be thankful for. Their boat, the Mayflower, made it across the Atlantic Ocean. We can only ponder how many perished in similar boats before their success. And indeed we can think of all those boats whic...
Funny Doctor Quotes More Clean Doctor Jokes – Keep Drinking the Water Brenda makes an appointment to see her doctor because she is worried about her husband’s bad temper. Doctor Thomas asks: “What’s the problem?” Brenda says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my husban...
These funny wedding quotes for a card will capture not only the couple’s attention but also their heart. So, do give it a try. You can also compose your funny wedding video message ideas by referring back to these mentioned quotes and adding a few other witty words here and there that ...
08. Why do "tug" boats push their barges? 09. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there? 10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting? 11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"? 12. Doesn't...
“Basically, my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.”– Woody Allen ” I told someone I was getting married, and they said, ‘Have you picked a date yet?’ I said, ‘Wow, you can bring a date to your own wedding?” What a...
boats for the kids to sail, called the Swallow and the Mavis. He spent a long summer teaching the children to sail, so when the family returned to Italy, he decided to write a book based on their time together, about two families of children who sail boats on Lake Windermere. It was...
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New Zealandhas also raised its security levels from “baaa” to “BAAAA!”. Due to continuing defense cutbacks [the air force being a squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper airplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime Minister’s bath], New Zealand only has one more level of ...
More True Love Quotes Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow; don’t walk behind me, I may not lead; walk beside me, and just be my friend. Albert Camus You may only be someone in the world, but to someone else, you may be the world. This day I will marry my friend...