DO IT FOR DAD: Don't forget about him this Father's Day. Show your Pop that you care with a funny hilarious shirt he can brag about to all the other parents. MENS FIT: This is a fitted men's shirt made of ring spun cotton. Its a stretchy, super soft material, but the...
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock-tor. Did you hear about the ghost that joined a soccer team? It wanted to be a ghoulie. Why did the potato leave the bar? All eyes were on him. What do you get when you cross a guitar, drums and a car tire? A rubber band. ...
Make the wedding day less stressful and more special for the bride with funny wedding messages and wedding quotes that guarantee a smile. Congrats on your first adopted baby – Your husband! Your wedding marks the end of your love story and the start of a new everlasting headache, yay! The...
Later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again. He responds that he has faith in god and god will give him a miracle. With the water at about chest high, another boat comes to rescue him, but he turns down the offer again cau...
Funny Doctor Quotes More Clean Doctor Jokes – Keep Drinking the Water Brenda makes an appointment to see her doctor because she is worried about her husband’s bad temper. Doctor Thomas asks: “What’s the problem?” Brenda says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my husban...
Air-Head Quotes“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” – Mariah Carey
Ten Funny, Thought-Provoking, and Amusing QuotesForget love…….. I’d rather fall in chocolate. It’s easy to halve the potato where there’s love. Irish proverb Love is blind; it’s marriage that is the eye-opener I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I ...
Amusing Thanksgiving Quotes When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it and so on for the following Thanksgiving. But by the time Thanksgiving came around, we sort of thought of the turkey as a pet, so we ate the do...
Thought Provoking Cat Quotes by Carl Van Vechten A cat is never vulgar. An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five-year-old. As an inspiration to the author, I do not think the cat can be over-estimated. He suggests so much grace, power, beauty, motion, and mysticism. ...
Air-Head Quotes “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” – Mariah Carey ———- “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve...