Nurse handing me a newborn:“You got this?”Me:“Sometimes I have to dig through the trash to re-read the instructions for mac ‘n’ cheese” -@mommy_cusses “I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like my husband.” “The biggest thing I remember is that there wa...
Shiva Baby 2021 21 votes While at a Jewish funeral service with her parents, a college student has an awkward encounter with her sugar daddy and her ex-girlfriend. Actors: Rachel Sennott, Molly Gordon, Polly Draper Directed by: Emma Seligman Also ranks #10 on 15 Movies That Are Just One...
Sound AdviceA married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.Old Gentleman or Newborn Baby?Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement home were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said, ‘Earl, I’m 81 years ...
and why children rifle through closets and drawers when they think nobody will catch them. It’s also why, as a child, whenever my parents left the house, I’d clamber up the big, white, built-in bookcase in the living room to poke around ...
he said, for the door was closing in his face. "Yes, Harry?" "Harry was the other guy. I'm Sid. Sid Arbuck. You like me." "I worship you, Mr. Arbuck. But good night, Mr. Arbuck." Mr. Arbuck stared with disbelief as the door shut firmly. "Hey, baby, let me in baby....
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Wish my parents would STHU or GTHO! I just want milk and sleep! WTM!? (Where’s the milk) ROTFLMLBAO!!! (Roll on the floor laughing my little baby ass off:) I’ve heard of nannies, but are there such things as a Boob Stand-In? Kinda like a boob stunt double? The boob doubl...
Their lighthearted approach to hip-hop made them hugely popular in the late 80s and early 90s, paving the way for comedic rappers who followed in their footsteps. With catchy hits like "Parents Just Don't Understand" and "Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble," DJ Jazzy Jeff and the ...
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Me:“So, he came to you for advice, and you basically told him to f*** off, didn’t you?” Husband:“He asked me if it would go well in that front room. I asked if it was to replace the massive beanbag.” Me:“The one that he uses as a coffee table in front of the futo...