Nurse handing me a newborn:“You got this?”Me:“Sometimes I have to dig through the trash to re-read the instructions for mac ‘n’ cheese” -@mommy_cusses “I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like my husband.” “The biggest thing I remember is that there wa...
Moving forward two decades, I spotted this advice on crocodile shooting etiquette, ‘No compunction need be felt in shooting crocodiles, for where so common it is a constant worry to the natives’. As Algernon pointed out to me, no gentlemen would ever read books on etiquette, they just abs...
The man's name was Rutherfurd ("Rusty") Trawler. In 1908 he'd lost both his parents, his father the victim of an anarchist and his mother of shock, which double misfortune had made Rusty an orphan, a millionaire, and a celebrity, all at the age of five. He'd been a stand-by o...
and why children rifle through closets and drawers when they think nobody will catch them. It’s also why, as a child, whenever my parents left the house, I’d clamber up the big, white, built-in bookcase in the living room to poke around ...
Their lighthearted approach to hip-hop made them hugely popular in the late 80s and early 90s, paving the way for comedic rappers who followed in their footsteps. With catchy hits like "Parents Just Don't Understand" and "Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble," DJ Jazzy Jeff and the ...
Wish my parents would STHU or GTHO! I just want milk and sleep! WTM!? (Where’s the milk) ROTFLMLBAO!!! (Roll on the floor laughing my little baby ass off:) I’ve heard of nannies, but are there such things as a Boob Stand-In? Kinda like a boob stunt double? The boob doubl...
And at least 1 other child has requested her parents for "Funny Baby" at her birthday party. It was my first party with an entertainer and I'm definitely sold on the hassle-free convenience and fantastic results." - Serena "I am writing to congratulate you once agin for a job wel...
– would not be the person she is without the love and support of her parents. And I want to thank them for welcoming me into their family. As my new mother-in-law said, she is not losing a daughter but gaining a washer-upper! *If the bride is to make a speech it should take ...
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